Friday, December 09, 2005

Well damn, it's bene quite awhile since I last posted. I blame this on my career. I've been traveling a bit these past few weeks and then theres my husband who seems to have figured out what has went on during his absence. I believe it was Iceman who filled him in on the details. That boy is going to get a little light display when I talk to him next, which will be after this blog is done. Anyways after Longshot found out he came running straight to me.

"What is the meaning of this?" he demanded.

"Meaning of what?" I replied, even though I knew what is coming.

"Do you think I wouldn't figure it out? You've been having affairs! You had one with Deadpool! Bobby told me!" he exclaimed. After he yelled at me for some time about this he went on about why was it Deadpool. I told him never to go away for years without a call or something and it wouldn't happen again. The man just stormed out of the nightclub. I'm not sure where he is right now, but if I don't see him again for a few years, an affair will be the least fo his worries.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Arghh it's been awhile since I was last able to sit down and write a blog. I have been busy trying to make sure people don't spill anything to Longshot. To my luck, no one has. Anyways, it's been hectic since we returned. Everyone has been quite busy with missions and tonight was the first night I got to perform in some time. Longshot asked me if he could check his email tonight on my computer but I told him it was broken. If he has an email address then I can't help but wonder WHY he couldn't email me when he was gone for all that time. I had a small conversation with him about this but he simply said he didn't know my email. Pfft, I have had one since email was invented. I'm sure he had other email addresses of people I knew. Sometimes I wonder why I am married to that idiot. Those are the times I miss my hot tubbing with Deadpool, among other men.

Anyways, everyone loves my tour bus. I must admit that it is rather wonderful.

I am also thinking of hiring a babysitter for Longshot. I don't want him finding out about certain events, going on the internet or running off for years and not telling me where he's gone too. I should really look into that sometime soon.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Well it's been a bit since my darling husband has returned and I fear he has grown suspicious. I caught him playing some games on my laptop backstage and I fear he may stumble on to the internet sooner or later.

Anyways, my concert for today went extremely well but I am tired and I am going to head back to my beloved nightclub. I do hope everyone keeps their mouth shut when I bring Longshot with me. He's pleased to be seeing everyone again. I'm not sure even he knew what he was doing with the Exiles. Well, I have to go get ready. I finally fired Pietro and purchased a tour bus. It's a beautiful blue bus with sparkling yellow words painted on the side. Of course the words spell Dazzler. My tour bus is awesome. Oh dear, Longshot is coming near me. I better get ready and pack this lap top away.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Pietro and I did some traveling these past few days for me to perform in various different places in America. I sho uld have remembered that asking for Pietro's assistance meant he would be there. He's quite arrogant. Anyways, at one of my last shows, someone approachs my dressing room. It was Longshot. I ran up to him and started demanding where the hell he was. It was silent for a minute and I felt like punching him in his glowing yellow eye, but I restrained myself.

He held out a red long stem rose and gave me a new microphone. It's a nice microphone. It's very sparkly. I didn't want him to win me over with this crap, so I demanded once again.

"Where the hell where you?"

"I was busy with the Exiles, wife, but now I am back. I brought you presesnts!" he replied. I sighed and threw them on my make up t able.

So Longshot is back.He's going to be sticking with me while I sing. He told me he is not going anywhere for a long while. I just hope he doesn't read some certain blogs and find out how open our relationship is.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Well there is another party at my Nightclub tonight and this time the professor is not attending. It's only a bit after 9:30 and many are already drunk. I'm taking a small water break from my singing while I let a band do some solos. I'm thinking of going on a tour soon. Perhaps I will see that darling husband of mine on the way. I'm going to make Pietro bring me to various places to perform. He owes me for allowing him to have free drinks all night. Anyways I must get back to the celebration. I have songs to sing and a crowd to please.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Well it seems Longshot has been having the time of his life with the Exiles since I recall seeing his bod on the cover of a December issue of the comics. That man has some explaining to do. I looked and looked, but no, while I am singing my heart out, he is with Exiles! Oh jeeze, he better come talk to me when that issue comes out. Anyways my nightclub is doing fine these days and I have a show tomorrow night. I am thinking of inviting the X-men to take their troubles off the recent ruckus with those aliens. Of course they will get in for free. However, certain X-men are not allowed in. I've had just about enough with Hank, Kurt and Logan. I told my security not to allow them in again.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Well I think I may have to give up on finding that husband of mine. If he wanted to talk to me, he would. Oh well, there are plenty of men out there. Sides, he probably would't like how loose our relationship is. Anyways apparently there was some aliens in my basement. That Hellfire Club is so rude. One time they threw a dead cat on my stage when I was singing. Of course I got back at them but that doesn't matter. I will have to devise a plan to get back at them again..